April 12, 2021Cannabis

Sometimes I get high and wonder whether 2 Chainz ever got his Bentley truck

Sometimes I get high is a series about the activities you do or things you think about when you’re high, in deep detail, for the fun of it.  It was Saturday afternoon, and I was freshly stoned off of several dabs while my apartment was a mess. I knew I had to clean, but being high out of my mind was just shy of motivating me to get off the couch. I needed music. Something upbeat that would carry me from my high stupor to productivity. I told Siri to shuffle my music library, and the first song that played was none other than 2 Chainz’s hit, “Bentley Truck.”  Instantly, I felt a strong desire to grab my broom and my cleaner and go to town on my apartment, but when I got up to get started, I was overwhelmed by an even stronger sense of déjà vu. Something about 2 Chainz rapping the words “Bentley truck” sent me deep into reverie and vague familiarity. I wasn’t thinking about cleaning anymore, dust bunnies be damned. I grabbed my laptop and began scouring the internet — I needed to know where that feeling was coming from. I felt like one of the Goonies.  A short time into my search, I stumbled upon a YouTube clip from Hannibal Burress’s most recent stand-up special Miami Nights (2020) where the comedian broached the very subject that burned at the forefront of my mind. My déjà vu was validated: “Bentley Truck” was hardly the first time 2 Chainz had rapped about the vehicle.  Burress started off the bit by recounting an episode he did with 2 Chainz for Viceland’s Most Expensivest Sh*t, during which Burress asked 2 Chainz a seriously important question I never knew was on my mind until I heard him ask it: “Do you feel pressure to wear multiple chains all the time?” Hard-hitting shit right there. 2 Chainz’s response to Burress? “Shut your high ass up.”  No doubt a disappointing deflection, but perhaps the pressure he felt to wear multiple chains all the time was too much for him to bear talking […]

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April 10, 2021Cannabis

8 weed strains to smoke on 4/20

It’s 4/20, which means it’s time to smoke all damn day. So let’s get straight to it. Here are eight strains that are definitely worth your time, money, and sesh on the stoniest day of the year. MAC #1 Miracle Alien Cookies #1 had to be on this list because 4/20 is about getting smacked , and that’s exactly what you’ll get …

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April 8, 2021Cannabis

Weedmaps’ 2021 buyer’s guide: 4/20

It’s that time of year again. There is a familiar, skunky smell in the air, the glass is getting ferociously cleaned, your favorite cannabis shops are stocking up on products, and Bic lighters are going missing every minute. We’re talking about the 4/20 season, of course! Last year 4/20 happened in the thick of the pandemic, but with mo …

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